Torpedoes!!

A flat-chested woman was delighted when her Fairy Godmother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man said, "Pardon," to her.

She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said, "Pardon me."

Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic.

The next day she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven!

She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior."

The next day the headline in the local newspaper said, "Chinese Waiter Crushed by Two Torpedoes!"